i’m going to make a blog called so-unrelatable and i’m just going to go through really obscure tags reblogging things like “does anyone else hate it when you’re going antiquing and you drop your vibrator into a priceless arabesque vase and the entire table starts bumpin and you just gotta be like Oh My God These Antiques Are Haunted”
hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
blockbuster went out of business, which shocked everyone because we all thought they already did three years ago
this show is gold
How did these two even win the hunger games?
they didn’t. they portrayed in a film version the characters who did.
HOW DO YOU JUST DO THAT
HOLY LINE WEIGHTS
Are you shitting me.
i can’t even draw a stick figure properly
The power of line weight.
THIS MAKES ME JOYOUS AND ANGRY ALL AT ONCE
The most embarrassing movie you will ever see.
when ur upstairs and ur mom says dinners ready