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- People
- Animals
- Cars
- Backgrounds
- Scenery(technically Backgrounds?)
- Monsters
- Crazy Animal Shit
- Wings
- Clothes
- Pins
- Designs
Things the TWEWY Artists Can’t Draw:
- Guns
- Guns
- Guns
- Guns
- Guns
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Cyclops there.
Cyclops there.
Cyclops there.
Turrets.
Moon buggies.
Oh my holy crap. A surveillance doe. Hate those.
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| I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. |
| When chemists die, they barium. |
| Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. |
| I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. |
| I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. |
| This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. |
| I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. |
| I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. |
| They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. |
| We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. |
| Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? |
| Broken pencils are pointless. |
| I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. |
| What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. |
| I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. |
| All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. |
| I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. |
| Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. |
| A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. |
| The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault. |
| Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too. |
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mahou shoujo boys are cute too D:It’s a bit difficult to be a shoujo and a boy though.
Then obviously you’ve never seen Kore Wa Zombie Desu Ka.

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it’s all fun and games until hot topic puts it on a shirt
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
OH MY GOD.
IT’S HERE.

Joshua’s just like
WHAT IS THIS
WHAT IS THIS TOUCHING HUGGING SHIT
SHOULD I BE WORRIED?
The Acen tag sure is quiet now that i’ve blacklisted Homestuck.
The Hanging Tree - The Hunger Games
(fan arrangment by adrisaurus)
(cover art by ~La-Chapeliere-Folle)
i hope none of the whiny single girls on my dashboard get boyfriends